Readout: I thank you for your kind message.
Readout: However, I believe that your request would become inconvenient for both of us…
Readout: Perhaps a single short one instead?
Readout: I am happy to be of service.
Readout: ‘Weird catperson’?
Readout: I have neither encountered nor read about a being matching that description.
Readout: I would be happy to comply with your request.
Readout: And may I perhaps request a biological scan for data collection purposes?